he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
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Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
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So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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