I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
