i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
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I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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