your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
