doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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