He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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