I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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