Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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