but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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