Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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