Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize