Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
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turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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