he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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