Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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