And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
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scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
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How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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