I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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