This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Your penis caused this!
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