doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
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