He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Randomize
