My first STD was from a foam party
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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