WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Randomize
