My balls are so social today.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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