Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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