They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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