she was so not down for the gang bang
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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