Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
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so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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