just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
