Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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