The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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