just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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