All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
My day in three words: secret purse cake
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
