This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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