Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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