fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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