Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I will pee on everything he values.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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