I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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