I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Come share oat with me in your robe
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize