My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Randomize
