This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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