This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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