dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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