You really coming over, don't trick.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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