People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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