so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i dont even know how to be here
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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