so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
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