So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I know her cup size but not her name....
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize