You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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