Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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