But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
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A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
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I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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