Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
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