Having a random hookup so left but love u
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
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Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
i believe in u and ur pee
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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