Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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