Don't you send me to vm
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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